This series is still absolutely golden and I thank Max for it as well as his other awesome content he's put out over the years.

Absolutely flawless and incredible. You are truly inspirational, and this must've taken an overwhelming amount of work. But it paid off, you talented son of a gun, you.

Damn, Jazza. You've come a long way.

Just watched your video "How to Draw Poses" from your YouTube channel and decided to take a look at your old work. To see you come from such humble beginnings to where you are now is inspiring. Good job and thanks for all the inspiration man.

It's good, but...

The last boss battle was unnecessary. What's that? Who cares? Well I do, of course. And while I fully expect everyone to rate this review as "useless", I am not saying anything wrong. All I'm saying is that nowadays, Christians are fucked with way too much, and it was enjoyable up until that point. It's like the old Kung Fu, if not slightly harder due to using keys instead of buttons and whatnot, with added music and, of course, Turbo Man.

So anyway, I liked it until the last boss battle. I know that anybody who reads this is probably annoyed that I'm actually speaking out about it and I sound like a radical missionary for Christianity due to today's media bullshit, but I'm just stating my opinion. Merry Christmas, not Happy fucking holidays.

The best Flash game I've ever played.

Maybe it's just because I'm a huge Mario fan, but this is the greatest game I have ever seen. You, sir, are a true programmer and should seriously consider a career in this kind of thing if you haven't already. There are too many great aspects to this game to fit into one review; a full story line, level designer... This game is great. It feels like something Nintendo would actually make, if they combined Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine.

Meh...

Here are a couple of improvements that I would suggest: make all the characters faster, make the other team spawn at their own base and rush all at once and have more armor than you; that way it would be more of a challenge. I've actually tried making Flash games, and programming is very, very difficult and complex, so I realize that making a perfect game takes a huge amount of effort. But if you're open to suggestions, those are mine.

I'm surprised...

...that nobody has even commented on this. It sounds great. Besides that, making music is a lot harder to do than most would think. But yeah, this sounds tight.

Hey I was sick at the same time that you were...

THAT TOTALLY MEANS THAT WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

This is terrible...

...is what I would say if this was terrible.

Seeing as it is not terrible, I shall not say such a thing and shall, instead, say the opposite.

Hooray.

It's good, but...

...the boobs need to be bigger. Not only to resemble how Egoraptor draws her more, but also because you can never go wrong with big boobs. NEVER.

It's a simple formula, really. The bigger the boobs, the better.

Anyway, you actually put a lot of effort into this drawing, and it is in your own style, so I can't say much against it. Besides the boob size.

Actually...

I'd trust it. That's some quality sculpting; just look at that perfect arch. It takes some quality architecture to complete a job like this. Yeah, everything here looks legit.

Ross is gay

is what I would say if Ross was gay.

This picture is so beautiful that I managed to get a hard enough erection to where I could suck my own penis. I mean seriously, holy fuck, that's not even fucking possible. I can suck my own dick right now because it's right in front of my mouth. I could get into the fucking Guinness Book of World Fucking Records for this shit. This is fucking unbelievable. Am I dreaming, pinch me. Ow. I am not dreaming. Holy Goddamn piece of fuck. Thank you, Egoraptor. I can suck my own fucking dick now. No other man in the history of history has ever been able to say that. Well, at least no other man who has had a full fucking rib cage and had his penis attached to his body has been able to say that. Fucking thank you. Thank you so Goddamn fucking much. I wish I could rate this review more than 10 out of 10 stars... something like "I can suck my own dick now thanks to this picture" out of 10 stars instead. Fucking fuck. Thank you.