Jakoshi's Reviews

[Behold, the Jaguar [The Road To El Dorado Redialed Scene 258]]

solid work dude!!

[Anime fight!]

One of the perfect Newgrounds classics.

[Darkstalkers REANIMATED]

it's... it's beautiful

seriously great work

[Santa Fu!]

It's good, but...

The last boss battle was unnecessary. What's that? Who cares? Well I do, of course. And while I fully expect everyone to rate this review as "useless", I am not saying anything wrong. All I'm saying is that nowadays, Christians are fucked with way too much, and it was enjoyable up until that point. It's like the old Kung Fu, if not slightly harder due to using keys instead of buttons and whatnot, with added music and, of course, Turbo Man.

So anyway, I liked it until the last boss battle. I know that anybody who reads this is probably annoyed that I'm actually speaking out about it and I sound like a radical missionary for Christianity due to today's media bullshit, but I'm just stating my opinion. Merry Christmas, not Happy fucking holidays.

[Super Mario 63]

The best Flash game I've ever played.

Maybe it's just because I'm a huge Mario fan, but this is the greatest game I have ever seen. You, sir, are a true programmer and should seriously consider a career in this kind of thing if you haven't already. There are too many great aspects to this game to fit into one review; a full story line, level designer... This game is great. It feels like something Nintendo would actually make, if they combined Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine.

[60 Seconds til Graduation]

Addictive and fun!

The controls surprisingly had no delay, the concept was funny, and overall it was fun. I only wish getting good grades was this easy in real life... :P

[Pirate Contest Whatever]

Hey I was sick at the same time that you were...

THAT TOTALLY MEANS THAT WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

[Steve the Pirate]

This is terrible...

...is what I would say if this was terrible.

Seeing as it is not terrible, I shall not say such a thing and shall, instead, say the opposite.

Hooray.

[World Dominatrix]

Very nice music.

This sounds like a battle theme or something that would involve some sort of showdown. It's really great music.

[Gunsmith Cats Chill]

An amazing show depicted by an amazing artist (fr tho bacun's gestures, proportions, and shape language as well as use of color is always a treat to look at)

[Panty and Stocking]

bro you're flawless

[Castle Crasher Dies on Pico Day]

dude this is so sick